On my run yesterday, I was trotting along, and I must have been breathing pretty hard, because I sucked a bug (the picture is my dramatic recollection of the thing) straight up my nose. It went so far up my nose that I couldn't blow it out. My only option was to suck it into my mouth and spit it out. So I've decided to open a new business. Instead of spraying for bugs, just hire me. I can run circles around your house and breathe really heavily until all the bugs have been exterminated by my nose. More about the business later. I have to go throw up now.