This is the reason--
(Feeding the girls at the same time)
Why I will never again--
blog, check my email, spend time online, answer my phone (like I would anyway), wash my hair but once a week, wear anything but workout clothes, put together complete sentences, carry on a conversation without saying, "uh...uh...what's that word?", find my abs, get a full night's sleep, walk around without a burp rag on my shoulder, not smell like puke, not smell like poop, or act like a sane person.
See ya in a few years.
I'm officially on my own next week.