Saturday, March 6, 2010

I left her alone for 15 seconds to grab a diaper--


And this is what she did--
She crawled at the speed of light to her sister in the swing.

Stole her bottle.
Drank the rest of her bottle.

Stole her pacifier.
Slobbered all over the thing.
Sucked on the wrong end.
Man, she loves a pacifier. Any pacifier.

And then she dressed herself in that mismatched outfit.

She seriously needs to do some laundry.

Or get a stylist.

Or a full-time nanny.

I'm shooting for the nanny. Or the laundry.

Better yet, a nanny that does our laundry.

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