1. Drink my beloved protein shake every morning, and
2. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances wake my sleeping children
Then I don't know what will.
Instead, I used my ever-shrinking brain cells and devised a fantastic plan.
I decided to take it outside on the back porch.
So I blended my protein shake. At 6 AM in the morning. On the back porch. In my pajamas. In the cold. In the silence (sorry neighbors). On top of the girls' training potty.
And yes, potty training is just going so well that it is now a play toy in our back yard.