A Conversation Between Jason and Myself: June 30, 8:19 AM
Me: You don't even want to know what one of our girls was doing when I went to get them out of bed this morning.
Me: Stella had her diaper off. Poop smeared everywhere. And she was eating it.
Me: I nearly vomited. Her poop had raisins in it.
Lash: Did u get her cleaned up or let her hang out a while?
Me: Seriously? You think I would just sit around and let her eat her raisin poop?
Lash: I was teasing!
Lash: Total joke!
Me: I know! I was wondering why they were being so quiet in their room.
Me: I bet Chloe talked her into it. Chloe kept saying, "stinky, shooey, diaper."
Me: It was so gross. I put her in the bath and had to scrape the dried poop off of her fingernails with my fingernails. I could have died.
Me: It took me forever to get it off.
Me: I wish this would've happened to you. I don't think you would've made it through.
Lash: I'm gonna call in a minute.
Me: If I don't answer, I'm probably too busy vomiting in the toilet. Are you sure you wanna have more kids someday?
And I never received a response.